5 mg
Crescent Moon · Yellow
Starter and situational dosing Debossed CHX 5
Now approved for adults with chronic being-a-lot
Everything is fine.
Now with a prescription.
CHILLAXA® (chillaxetine) is a once‑daily oral tablet that lowers your shoulders, unclenches your jaw, and gently informs your nervous system that the meeting could have been an email.
Individual results may vary. Most results occurred while lying down.
Indication
What CHILLAXA is prescribed for
CHILLAXA is indicated for the treatment of adults with moderate to severe Situational Tension Disorder (STD—unrelated, we are aware, legal has been notified), including patients who have opened the same email eleven times without responding to it.
- Adults 18 years and older who have described a weekend as “productive.”
- Patients with documented history of saying “no worries!” through a locked jaw.
- Individuals whose shoulders have relocated to the vicinity of their ears.
- Anyone who has recently apologized to a piece of furniture.
CHILLAXA has not been studied in people who are already relaxed. Those people did not return our calls.
About CHILLAXA
One tablet. Zero notes.
CHILLAXA is not a sedative, a supplement, or a wellness journey. It is a small, pleasant, faintly ridiculous tablet that dissolves your capacity for urgency.
40mg
Target dose, once daily, with or without a plan
11min
Median time to first audible exhale
0
Follow-up items generated
CHILLAXA does not solve your problems. CHILLAXA makes your problems feel like something that is happening to a character in a show you are only half watching.
Mechanism of action
How CHILLAXA works in the body
CHILLAXA is a selective urgency reuptake inhibitor. It binds preferentially to the part of your brain that rehearses arguments in the shower.
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Absorption
Chillaxetine enters the bloodstream and immediately begins ignoring your calendar.
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Distribution
The active compound crosses the blood–brain barrier without filling out the form.
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Receptor binding
CHILLAXA occupies the RLX‑1 receptor, displacing the endogenous ligand known as “what if it goes badly.”
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Sustained effect
Effects persist for up to 24 hours, or until someone forwards you something with “quick question” in the subject line.
Mechanism of action illustration is artistic. So is the mechanism.
Clinical results
Proven in the RELAX‑1 and WHATEVER‑2 trials
In two 12‑week, double‑blind, mildly supervised studies, adults taking CHILLAXA reported significant reductions on the validated Chill Level Index (CLI).
9/10
participants said “yeah, that’s fine” and meant it. The tenth was asleep and therefore counted as a responder.
73%
reduction in unsent drafts beginning with “Per my last email.”
2.4×
more likely to leave a party without telling anyone, which investigators classified as a favorable outcome.
Mean Chill Level Index over 12 weeks
CHILLAXA 40 mg
Placebo (a mint)
Data on file. The file is in a drawer. The drawer is fine. Everything is fine.
Dosing & administration
Five doses. Five shapes. Five colors.
CHILLAXA tablets are differentiated by both geometry and color, supporting rapid dose identification without label dependence.
10 mg
Heart · Pink
Standard initiation Debossed CHX 10
20 mg
Clover · Green
Step-up for partial responders Debossed CHX 20
40 mg
Diamond · Blue
Target maintenance dose Debossed CHX 40
80 mg
Horseshoe · Purple
High baseline spiraling or multi-device patients Debossed CHX 80
Taking CHILLAXA is simple
Take one tablet by mouth once daily, at whichever strength your doctor lands on. Best spooned with mild. Do not crush, chew, or explain it to your family at dinner.
| Week | Dose | Expected patient state |
|---|---|---|
| 1–2 | 5 mg | Still checking phone, but with less conviction |
| 3–4 | 10 mg | Says “we’ll figure it out” unprompted |
| 5–6 | 20 mg | Horizontal, content, unreachable |
| 7+ | 40 mg | Target maintenance. Has stopped explaining themselves. |
Missed a dose?
Take it when you remember. If you don’t remember, that’s arguably the drug working. Do not double the dose to catch up, and do not construct a spreadsheet about it.
Do not exceed one tablet in 24 hours. Chill is not a race. Nothing is a race. Please stop racing.
Shape‑and‑color differentiated dose identification. Tablets shown are not actual size, actual shape, or actual medicine.
Important safety information
What to know before taking CHILLAXA
Do not take CHILLAXA if you:
- Are already at Chill Level 100 or higher. Additional chill at this threshold may result in permanent hammock adherence.
- Are currently operating heavy machinery, a nation-state, or a group chat.
- Have a known hypersensitivity to chillaxetine, ambient music, or being asked how your weekend was.
- Are scheduled to care deeply about something within the next 6 hours.
Warnings and precautions
- Excessive calm. Some patients have become so relaxed that they were mistaken for furniture. Notify your doctor if loved ones begin setting drinks on you.
- Deadline indifference. CHILLAXA may reduce your emotional response to due dates. It does not reduce the due dates.
- Sudden honesty. Patients have reported saying what they actually think in meetings. This effect is usually temporary and occasionally career-defining.
- Serotonin syndrome may occur if CHILLAXA is taken with a beach, a Friday, or a second beer. Do not combine with a hot tub without medical supervision.
Most common adverse reactions
In clinical trials, the most commonly reported side effects (≥5%) were:
- Mild euphoria
- Unexplained shoulder descent
- Involuntary use of the phrase “it’s not that deep”
- Reduced interest in being right
- Dry mouth
- Leaving voicemails unlistened
- Slow blinking
- Spontaneous napping in daylight
- Diminished urge to reply-all
- A vague sense that this is enough
Discontinuation
Do not stop taking CHILLAXA abruptly. Abrupt discontinuation may result in Rebound Urgency, characterized by rapid onset of caring, folder reorganization, and the phrase “let’s circle back.”
Use in specific populations
- Pregnancy: Not studied. The study participants got too comfortable and the trial ended early.
- Pediatric use: Not indicated. Children are already like this.
- Geriatric use: Patients over 65 showed no measurable change, having previously achieved chill through experience.
You are encouraged to report adverse reactions. Or don’t. Honestly, whenever.
Savings & support
Eligible patients may pay as little as $0*
The CHILLAXA Chill Card® helps eligible commercially insured patients reduce out‑of‑pocket costs, which is itself a leading cause of tension.
CHILLAXA® Chill Card
$0per month*
*Or as much as everything. Terms are vibes.
Offer not valid for patients enrolled in any government program, or for patients who are, in the sole judgment of our pharmacist, already having a pretty good time.
Next steps
Start the conversation with your doctor
Bring this discussion guide to your next appointment. Or bring nothing. Arrive late. See what happens.
Questions to ask:
- “Is CHILLAXA right for me, or am I right for CHILLAXA?”
- “What is my current Chill Level, numerically?”
- “Should I be doing all of this?”
- “Be honest — how bad is the tension in my jaw?”
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